salad tosser SALAD TOSSER ( P ) Pronunciation Key (saled tôser) v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es v. tr. 1.The art of eating ass. 2.To agitate ones rectal with tongue 3.Anal fellatio 4.Tongue lashing someones poophole "He bends over as he tosses his salad" "OMG! That Fat Johnny ate my ass for hours, he's an awesome salad tosser"